Fantasy Book Critic: SPFBO Finalist Review: The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword by Dewey Conway & Bill Adams

Bill: When not writing, Bill is a product manager for a company that tests food using analytical chemistry and microbiology. Bill currently lives in the greater Chicago, IL area with his wife, goblin (aka toddler) son, & daughter.

Dewey: When Dewey isn’t heads down into drawing or writing, he works as an instructional designer for a major learning management systems company developing online courses. Dewey lives north of Houston, TX with his wife and two dogs while his adult children are off on their own.

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ESMAY

Sometimes you just want to turn off your brain and escape into a wild adventure, and that is exactly when books like The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword can come to the rescue. It’s a tongue-in-cheek middle grade fantasy full of action, whimsy and humour that will undoubtedly speak to the hearts of many fantasy lovers, even if it didn’t totally manage to capture mine.

Now, when you have a story with the premise of a 13-year-old grumpy chronicler in training and a hyperactive 12-year-old would-be-champion setting out on a quest guided by a peg-legged, sword-wielding rooster to help save a crying mushroom from an evil sorceress in a haunted forest, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. And honestly, The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword is everything it promises to be, and I found myself effortlessly breezing through the pages.

Despite what the cover and title might make you believe, Tanna is actually not the main protagonist/narrator of this heroic tale (thank all that is holy, girlie and I did not get along), and instead we see it all unfold through the eyes of the grumpy Galdifort. For me, this worked extremely well, especially because I deeply related to his utter exasperation with Tanna’s annoyingly loud, excitable, and slightly brash personality. To me, he almost read a bit neurospicy (though that is never confirmed in the text), and I found it highly amusing to see him desperately trying to stick to the rules while Tanna just ran into chaos every opportunity she got.

That said, I personally felt like there was a lot of missed potential for more nuance, depth, and emotional complexity for these characters, and I soon found myself having a hard time staying engaged in their adventures because I just didn’t care for them. Especially for a story that challenges these young characters in so many unexpected ways, I found the lack of character development to be a bit disappointing.

Don’t get me wrong, not every story needs to be a deep character study or deliver deep philosophical messages, but I think other middle grade stories I have read (like Amari and the Nightbrothers or Nevermoor) just set the bar way higher for me in terms of impact and nuance. Moreover, I felt like this book sometimes had a bit of an identity crisis, with extremely youthful storytelling (I can’t see another CRASH!, BOOM! or ‘fopdoodle’) being mixed with long, convoluted sentences and hectic, violent action sequences that felt confusing regardless of the age of the intended target audience.

Maybe I just wanted this story to be something it was never meant to be, and I have a feeling my little quibbles won’t really bother most other readers. Plus, I think it really shows that the authors had a blast writing this story, and I can’t sit here and pretend that the irresistible chaotic charm of The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword didn’t get to me in the end. I absolutely loved the illustrations, the mystery surrounding the disappearance of Galdifort’s aunt and her legendary champion had me eagerly turning the pages, the tongue-in-cheek way that the authors poke fun at the silly conventions of the fantasy genre had me cackling quite a few times, and honestly… how can you not love a peg-legged rooster wielding swords and spitting fire?; Peggs is the true MVP!

And although this adventure wraps up in a satisfying (if slightly rushed) way, the enticing epilogue promises much more danger, mayhem and fun to come for our dynamic duo of unlikely heroes. While I personally didn’t end up loving this story as much as I desperately wanted to, I have a feeling that The Chronicles of Tanna the Champion by Galdifort Quillpen will make fans come back time and time again for more exciting, heartwarming, feel-good adventures to get lost in.

LUKASZ

The Tenacious Tale of Tanna the Tendersword tries to be a quirky, offbeat fantasy romp with an eager heroine, a reluctant sidekick, and a peg-legged rooster who may or may not be hiding a blade. It’s got humor, it’s got adventure, and it’s got an ominous creeping fog. On paper, this sounds like a fun, middle-grade fantasy. In execution? I found it a bit underwhelming.

The biggest issue is that the book doesn’t quite commit to anything fully. The humor is present but not sharp enough to be truly funny. The adventure is in motion but rarely feels urgent or exciting. The magic system has some interesting ideas - time-based gods, song magic - but the story barely scratches the surface. Even the villains, including the ominous Thistle Willow and her foggy menace, feel more like background threats than real forces of tension. Galdifort’s grumpy Chronicler POV is a nice twist, but it doesn’t do enough (deeply subjective) to elevate the story beyond standard fare.

Younger readers new to fantasy might enjoy the lighthearted tone. Since I'm usually looking for something with more depth or originality, this one didn’t leave much of a lasting impression.

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